partybarackisinthehousetonight:

algebra is like a 4n language to me

ronaldkn0x:

this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”

theyre:

Make fun of your baby for shitting itself

yugoswagic:

my mom watching the news segment about chocolate prices going up

urbancatfitters:

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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dutchster:

don’t forget these

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing